Murphy's Laws Of IT 1 When computing, whatever happens, act as though you meant it to happen. 2 When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, then it's probably obsolete. 3 The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it. 4 When the going gets tough, upgrade. 5 For every action there is an equal and opposite malfunction. 6 To err is human... to really screw things up requires a computer. 7 He who laughs last probably made a back-up. 8 A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine. 9 The No. 1 cause of computer problems is computer solutions. 10 A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do. |